Est. 1996
Est. 1996
“I said, Mr. Purple People Eater, what’s your line?He said, ‘Eatin’ purple people and it sure is fine!” “The Purple People Eater” by Sheb Wooley I’ve always hated it when people ask, “What do you do for a living?”—especially when…
“And you will believe in love,And all that it’s supposed to be.But just until the fish start to smell.And you’re struck down by a hammer.” “April Fools” by Rufus Wainwright Fall has always been my favourite time of year—a season…
”Well the midnight headlight blind you on a rainy night,Steep grade up ahead, slow me down, makin’ no time…” “Drivin’ My Life Away” by Eddie Rabbit I was habitually demoted to the middle seat, the default spot for the youngest…
“Who doesn’t know what I’m talking about,Who‘s never left home, who’s never struck out,To find a dream and a life of their own—A place in the clouds, a foundation of stone.” ”Wide Open Spaces” by The Chicks To this day,…
“I know they say you can’t go home again,I just had to come back one last time.Ma’am, I know you don’t know me from Adam,But these hand prints on the front steps are mine.” ”The House That Built Me” by…
“Delta Dawn, what’s that flower you have on?Could it be a faded rose from days gone by?And did I hear you say he was a-meeting you here todayTo take you to his mansion in the sky?” ”Delta Dawn” by Helen…